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INTO THE NIGHT
02:52
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I walk along the boulevard
Late at night, no one's around
There's a monster mash in the alleyway
It can't be too much further til the light of day
There's a bat in the belfry tonight
The howling wind makes me feel alright
Their eyes seem to stare right through you
It's perfectly clear that there's nothing left to do
Into the night
It's certainly alright
We may not forget
The night's not over yet
I hear a whistle off in the distance
I'm not aware of its existence
Dark shadows by the light of the moon
Waiting for daybreak, it's coming around too soon
I can't see, there's nowhere to run
I can't hide and it's only begun
A feeling stirs from deep within
It's hard to live a life completely without sin
Into the night
It's certainly alright
We may not forget
The night's not over yet
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2. |
UGLY BUTT
03:31
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When I look into your eyes
I do not despise
The feelings that I find
When I look at your behind
Oh baby, you sure got an ugly butt
Oh lady, it makes me nauseous in my gut
And when that rump is hanging loose
It makes me want to say, "Hey! Can that caboose!"
You got a perfect nose
But don't take off your clothes
'Cuz if I saw you nude
I just might lose my food
Oh baby, you sure got an ugly butt
Oh lady, it makes me nauseous in my gut
And when that rump is hanging loose
It makes me want to say, "Hey! Can that caboose!"
Rump, tush, butt, rear
That's the thing I really fear
Late at night I wake up screaming
Thinking of your white ass beaming
Oh baby, you sure got an ugly butt
Oh lady, it makes me nauseous in my gut
And when that rump is hanging loose
It makes me want to say, "Hey! Can that caboose!"
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3. |
OH BOY
02:59
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I am a couch, and I live in a messy house
I sit around all day admiring a chair from far away
I'd tell the chair just this, but I'm afraid our relationship
Might turn around, and then we'd have a hard time being friends
I don't know what to do
The table told me to tell the truth
Coathanger tells me honesty is the best policy
Oh Boy!
I have a friend, the people in the house call him a bed
Toaster laughed at us when we ran down the hall making a fuss
I got stuck in the door, I couldn't even move an inch or more
When the people they came home, they said
WHO MOVED THE COUCH? OH NO! WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
I don't know what to do
Did you fine me or did I find you?
All I want is a little fun and to run
Oh Boy!
I hate it when the little people
jump on me and they break my springs
They give the stove better attention
and they talk to the phone when it rings
I don't know what to do
They don't talk to me, they never do
The other appliances won't shut up
because I look at people's big butts
Oh Boy!
I am a couch, and I want to leave this house
If I were a bird I'd fly somewhere where I could be heard
I'd never have to sing...
sad songs about people breaking my springs
I'd find myself a chair...
or a pouf whose life with I could share
I don't know what to do
I hope these people get a clue
And send me far away from here, maybe over there
Oh Boy!
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4. |
EINSTEIN
04:02
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Einstein... was a Jew
Einstein... was a German Jew
Einstein... 1942
Einstein... smarter than me and you
Put together
Einstein... was cool
Einstein... dropped out of school
Einstein... like to shop at the mall
Einstein... liked to play football
With the Niners
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein... didn't care
Einstein... about his hair
Einstein... was very rare
Einstein... E=mc²
Equations
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
FAT ALBERT EINSTEIN!
Einstein... theorized
Einstein... about the skies
Einstein... Nobel Prize
Einstein... hitting flies
And going baseball
Einstein... taught some fools
Einstein... knew the rules
Einstein... went to bed
Einstein... a lot of things running through his head
Like equations
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein...E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N
Einstein... why did you have to leave us?
Einstein... when we really need you
Einstein... I need a haircut
Einstein... I want to soak my feet
Einstein... was a Jew
Einstein... was a German Jew
Einstein... 1942
Einstein... smarter than me and you
Put together
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5. |
EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK
04:39
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Until the sun rises
Before you even speak
Since men took off their guises
Every night this week
When choices have been issued
With indecision at its peak
Three minutes 'til he's tissued
Every night this week
Every night this week
With great and big endeavors
To find the bridge you seek
You'll live alone together
Every night this week
So now or never seniors
Onions, chives and leeks
Until we reach that great September
Every night this week
Every night this week
Every night this week
I'm gonna love you 'til the day I stop
I'm thinking of you and I wanna be with you a lot
I said every night...
Every night this week.
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6. |
THE PROBLEM
05:29
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"The problem," she said, "is useful," and said,
"It's far more to pilfer than try and use your head."
A plant in her hand
A smile on her face
Oh look out, you're doing fine
And open up the door
The same old good guys
You've known all your life
But now you'd rather eat pie
Than try and use your head
In Hamlet's soliloquy
The poets go to bed
It's safer to criticize
Than try and use your head
The rain falls from the sky
The mud seeps through my skin
I dream of my neighbors
And I try to use my head
The problem is clear
It's ringing in your ear
Just hold on and sit back
And try to use your head
In a vat full of soup
You hang on to my scoop
It's better just to disregard
Than stand within a group
But still you apologize
The voices in my head
And still I acknowledge-ize
You try to use your head
The rain falls from the sky
The mud seeps through my skin
I dream of my neighbors
And I try to use my head
The poets and preachers
Have teeth that are rotting
Their brains are of jelly
To eat their swill of cotton
But cynics will argue
And tell them they are wrong
But try not to worry
And try and use your head
And now you should realize
The problem in your mind
The plants are all dying
You watered them last week
The rain falls from the sky
The mud seeps through my skin
I dream of my neighbors
And I try to use my head
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7. |
DISCO SONG
04:29
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I put on my angel flight suit
And my tight polyester pants
I strut down the sidewalk
To the nearest discotheque
I barter my way through the door
A gold chain around my neck
I arrive without my hairbrush
But don't panic, it's not too late
I strut over to the bar
Buy a drink and have a smoke
See the foxy ladies standing around
In their spandex sequined skirts
I sidle right over to her
A big bulge in my pants
She says, "Oooh! Lookie there..."
"Do you wanna go out and dance?"
The Disco King is on his way
He's cumming fast now don't delay
Dance Fever is his favorite show
You know, the show with Deney Terrio-o-o-o-oooo
She looked at me inquisitively
I looked back and nodded my head
We danced The Hustle all night long
When she turned to me and said,
"I really had a great time."
And then she licked her lips seductively
I replied by holding her hand...
"Do you want to do some coke with me?"
SURE!
The Disco King is on his way
He's cumming fast now don't delay
Dance Fever is his favorite show
You know, the show with Deney Terrio-o-o-o-oooo
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8. |
SPECIAL CITY
03:44
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There's a city where I'd like to be
Where they serve minors alcohol
It will be a fun place to be
'Cuz I'll get drunk 'til the bars close
I need my dose of alcohol
But I left my I.D. at home
They won't serve me here
So I go to the Special City
Where they'll serve me beer
There's a city where I'd like to be
Where everyone looks the same
Everyone but me
Everyone surrounds me bowing at my feet
They think I'm a God but I'm really not well
It's fun to be treated like an idol
For absolutely nothing at all
Everything is so nice and beautiful
Just like the TV set from the Waltons
It's a Special City of my own creation
Lodged in the corners of my mind
It's my home. Home sweet home.
There's a city where I'd like to be
When I need a touch of fantasy
There's a knocking (knock-knock-knock)
That's coming from my ear
It's my brother poking me
There are too many people in the world today
For me to live on minimum wage
How can I enjoy my life while I am working cashier
At the Wendy's round the corner
I have to fry up burgers and I spill shake on my shoes
Oh what am I going to do when a little old lady
Comes walking in asking, "Where's the beef?"
I tell her I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
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9. |
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
03:16
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I get off work at 2:55
I rush right home to watch Days of Our Lives
It's so dramatic, it's so intriguing
Look out Roman! Oh no, he's bleeding!
I sit by the tube on the edge of my chair
My baby starts crying, I don't even care
Justin and Adrienne are flying to Greece
If that's where the action is Steve wants a piece!
These are The Days of Our Lives
General Hospital does not satisfy
All My Children is a bore
And As The World Turns is no more
Victor Kiriakis is a bad, bad man
Shane says the I.S.A. has a plan
Kayla was poisoned, Marlena is dead
Will Jack and Melissa ever go to bed?
People who say watching "Days" is for scum
They don't know about Dr. Horton and son
There's danger and romance and heartbreak and greed
And lots of twists in the plot to tend to your needs!
These are The Days of Our Lives
General Hospital does not satisfy
All My Children is a bore
And As The World Turns is no more
Steve! Kayla! Victor! Abe! Diana! Kimberly! Jack! And Norm DePlume!
I block out the world, I alter my life
So I can find the time to watch Shane and his wife
My brothers and sisters are angry with me
'Cuz from three o'clock to four o'clock I hog the TV!
Now Anjelica's pregnant with the Kiriakis heir
Roman's got amnesia, there's nothing up there
Steve and Kayla got married after all their thrills
And Eve tried to kill herself by taking lots of pills
Now I'm gonna go set my VCR
So I can watch the show twenty times or more
I'm looking for symbolism, finding a theme
I don't think I could find a better show on TV!
These are The Days of Our Lives
General Hospital does not satisfy
All My Children is a bore
And As The World Turns is no more
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LAWSUIT Davis, California
Once upon a time there was a band named Lawsuit. It was a 10-piece band, known for its quirky lyrics and its energetic live
shows.
The band played up and down California, were popular at the UCD Whole Earth Festival, had a standing last-Friday-of-the-month gig at Hotel Utah in San Francisco, and were regulars at the Palms Playhouse when it was in Davis, Ca.
The band broke up in 1996.
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